- Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
- Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
sometimes in the service industry you have bad days, and sometimes (very very rarely) you have days that end with a family with two kids under the age of four, who leave their table cleaner than most of the grown fucking adults you serve, and tip you over twenty percent. sometimes people are awesome.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.