Putting out love

stuckinabucket: Sorry, Doctor. The cat’s a ginger.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:07:29 -0400

Sorry, Doctor. The cat’s a ginger.

piratejenne: espeonsilverfire2: findingschmomo: browncoat-name...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:02:10 -0400

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

I unironically love these

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:04:51 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:49:00 -0400

so-tired-of-running: del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:34:17 -0400

so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:14:13 -0400

anachronistique: toughestfrail: christinelove: The Yawhg, a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 07:23:17 -0400

anachronistique:

toughestfrail:

christinelove:

The Yawhg, a game by the amazing Emily Carroll and the mostly-alright Damian Sommer just came out today; it’s a multiplayer co-operative story game about a community preparing for a disaster, with a story that ends up being uniquely different every time.

It’s without question the most interesting narrative game I’ve played in the last year and costs $10. If you’re interested in games that tell stories, I cannot recommend The Yawhg highly enough. I really liked it a ton, and if you’re into the stuff I make, I think you probably will too.

Yay Emily! Yay games!

(The excuse I’ve been looking for to dual boot my mac…)

WHATTTTTTTTTTT

piratejenne: liamdryden: tondalayo: foxes enjoying themselves...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:32:44 -0400

piratejenne:

liamdryden:

tondalayo:

foxes enjoying themselves (x)

you’re welcome

i can’t deal with this

LOOK AT THEM. DOGCATS.

rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:42:09 -0400

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:51:05 -0400

cooking-confessions: Cardamom Rose Cocktail Ingredients: 1.5...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:09:36 -0400

cooking-confessions:

Cardamom Rose Cocktail

Ingredients:

1.5 oz of Hendrick’s gin (this is a rose & cucumber infused gin)

.75 oz of Rose syrup (make at home with rose water and simple syrup or buy locally)

.25 oz of Fresh lemon juice

.75 oz of Fresh grapefruit juice (ruby red preferably)

2 dashes of Peychauds bitters (Peychaud is credited with first creating the cocktail)

1 Cardamom Pod

For the full recipe click here.

gingerhaze: sugoi-as-hell: rubyfalls: lemonistas: twittysuch:...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:18:54 -0400

gingerhaze:

sugoi-as-hell:

rubyfalls:

lemonistas:

twittysuch:

livefrommyhouse:

Lonely Island and Weird Al for GQ

I never knew I needed this until now. My life is complete.

I’ve forgotten all the words to the original version but I just confirmed that I do indeed remember all the words to “Amish Paradise.”

When I was a wee girl growing up in Lancaster County, PA “Amish Paradise” came out and was a monster hit locally, as you would expect. The song was so popular that the local radio station would play it every half an hour. Once the backlash started, the local “wacky” evening dj went legitimately crazy and locked himself in the booth and played “Amish Paradise” on air for at least 6 hours. Even the local cop who would do the traffic updates on the morning show called in and tried to talk him down. I went to bed and the song was on repeat, and when I woke up the next morning the dj was in jail. That’s my Amish Paradise story, enjoy.

But that bird’s hair

that Amish Paradise story is my favorite story ever probably

"Good cover songs are about necessity — something about the source material that needed to be..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:27:53 -0400

“Good cover songs are about necessity — something about the source material that needed to be revisited, revised, redone or otherwise rescued from the original production. You don’t have to improve on it, exactly, but if the original is perfect the way it is, then there’s not a whole lot of sense in either reinventing it or re-creating it note for note.”

- NPR’s Stephen Thompson on how to build the perfect cover song and why he desperately wants The New Pornographers to cover Enrique Iglesias’ “Escape” (via nprmusic)

ilovecharts: 22 Maps That Show How Americans Speak English...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:37:23 -0400

ilovecharts:

22 Maps That Show How Americans Speak English Totally Differently From Each Other

via moosespringsteen

isthatwhatyoumint: viivustakesrequestsmaybe: Okay, even I...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:46:37 -0400

isthatwhatyoumint:

viivustakesrequestsmaybe:

Okay, even I didn’t know I wanted to draw this before you suggested it. I HOPE I HAVE DONE THIS GREAT SUGGESTION JUSTICE

omigod i’m just weeping and crying, this is the single most amazing image i have ever caused to happen

anachronistique: Happy Friday! Ms. Page encourages you to try...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:55:54 -0400

anachronistique:

Happy Friday! Ms. Page encourages you to try out a new hobby this week - lonely childhood not required.

bornonvenus: trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gai...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:04:48 -0400

bornonvenus:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Good girl

saucy-mermaid: lagertha-lodbrok: cumaeansibyl: skramamme: mis...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:14:23 -0400

saucy-mermaid:

lagertha-lodbrok:

cumaeansibyl:

skramamme:

misandryspice:

I like calling them “boy,” “dudebro,” “douchebro,” “fedora,” and “neckbeard.” Ever call someone a “fucking neckbeard” with as much vitriol as you can muster? 5/5, would recommend.

Some other things that I find to be effective would be:

Ignore him
Not at your own expense! I mean in a dismissive way. Inspiration: pretend you’re a cat. As a cat you are above him. Pay attention to him when it’s convenient for you, at all other times he is less significant than a speck of dust.

Don’t laugh at his jokes
They’re not gonna be funny anyway. Bored stares, a single raised eyebrow, and lazy rolling eyes are optional. Bonus points: laugh at him because the real joke is his life.

Call him boring!
You’ve heard all his shit before, all of us have. That’s exactly what all his trite sexist shit is, and that’s what he is - boring! And everyone knows it and no one likes him.

Forget his name
You don’t even like him! Who cares what his name is? What was it anyway, John? Josh? Jason? Maybe Jude? Oh, James, right, whatever.

Compliment him backhandedly
Laugh as if it’s all in good fun. “Just kidding!” Rinse, repeat.

The Handshake
This is a personal favourite. If he says something shitty and you call him out and explain that he’s said a shitty thing and he starts to act like it’s a debate and you’re bored of talking to him then, as he’s saying shit you’re bored of hearing, start talking over him like “alrghit, alright dude, OK” and then tell him to shake your hand. As you’re shaking hands look him square in the eye and be like “but listen, [slight pause for effect] you’re still a massive asshole.” I have found thru trial and error the boys do not like this.

I didn’t think I’d have this much to say on the subject and yet here we all are. Anyway, I hope you find this helpful. Go forth and spread misandry. ♥

all my love

My favorite is to respond to awful jokes with a blank stare and “I don’t get it.” Make them explain the point of the joke to you. Push them on it when they get uncomfortable and try to change the subject — “no, come on, I really want to know why this is funny.” And if you can get them to explain it, then you can say something like, “Oh, I get it now! It’s funny because women are stupid, right?” and shame the ever-living shit out of them.

some good tips for pissing off boys. HAVE FUN

This is perfff

Another good thing to do isn’t just laugh at him. But when they make their shit-tastic jokes laugh. But push it. Really crank up the dramatics.

Cackle. Throw your head back. Make a show. Clap your hands like a fucking seal and just shout out, “OH MY GOD I LOVE SEXIST JOKES! ANOTHER!!!! ANOTHER! I DEMAND ANOTHER!”

Then collect yourself, fold your arms. Cross your legs. Body language is key also. Get cold and serious. Flatten your voice, “No, really. I want to hear your sexist jokes. They’re so unique and fresh. Like a Dane Cook HBO special.”

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 07:23:20 -0400

NPR Music's Favorite Songs And Albums Of 2013 (So Far) On Spotify And Rdio

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:32:50 -0400

nprmusic:

Ask and ye shall receive! Here are NPR Music’s 50 Favorite Songs and 25 Favorite Albums of 2013 (So Far) as Spotify and Rdio playlists:

Songs: Spotify, Rdio

Albums: Spotify, Rdio